On the night of Tobias' banjo-pluckin' triumph,
In the early hours,
El Bobba locks up "Cosmolostomy"
...To be confronted by Tony T. Barman, possessed of violent intent!

TONY: You the fuckin'... You fuckin' run this place?

EL BOBBA: That's right, mister sir! I am El Bobba, manager and co-owner of this constablishment.

TONY: Right.

[TONY has a FRIGGIN' KNIFE.]

EL BOBBA: HOLY BALLS!

* KRAK! *

LOUIE: BABU!

[EL BOBBA and LOUIE beat the living christ out of TONY.]

EL BOBBA: YOU WANNA FUCK WITH US?? YOU WANNA FUCK WITH US??

LOUIE: Babu-babu! Babu babu BABU babu, babuuu!!

EL BOBBA: You tell him, Louie!

His pride as injured as
-- he will later learn from a medical professional --
His pancreas,
Tony's hunger for revenge has grown like a flame!

TONY: What I need is one of them STEALTH NINJAS, like on the telly.

* Yellow Pages *

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TONY: Christ, it's fuckin' pricey. Fuckin' chinks should be grateful we even let them into this country...

TONY: Hang on, look at this!

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